The \10 Million Drug Test

Progress 8

2. Saw a notice for a drug test that pays big money. If I ever need quick cash, I can look up their agent at Ashitaba Park.
3. This drug testin' thing's shady as hell! I'd hafta be really hurtin' for money to get involved in that kinda strange.
4. My body feels heavy... like all my vitality's bein' drained away. I gotta take these meatheads on in this sorry state?
5. Now I'm gettin' bored. Can't stand doin' the same thing. Stickin' with any one fightin' style's the worst. Yeah, screw this.
6. What the hell? Now my eyesight's gettin' all funky. This better go away. No wonder drug testin' pays so good--this is beyond terrifying.
7. Lesson learned--nothin' comes free. Sure, got paid the ten million, but never again. There's gotta be easier ways of makin' money than drug testin'.
8. Lesson learned--nothin' comes free. After all that wackiness, I only got a measly ten thousand. Used and abused, body and soul-- that's me.

In Sotenbori